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[WP] Mages, spell swords, and knights approach. Their armies so vast that not even luna nor the the planet encompassing defence grid could repel them. The people of earth agree that they must die. Nukes and the god of machines meet them. Deus ex machina.
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[WP] Academic Sourscurers are experimenting on summoning magic. They try to summon a creature of war worthy of the great empire. They succeed. There are eversor assassins. Several of them. WREEEEEEEE.
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[WP] Your friend gets ssucked in a space anomaly. You follow said friend and you find your friends ship on a planet with an evil posh elf wizard controlling your friends corpse. You stare mutherfuckerly at a holo map while arming your ships kinetic cannons with murderous intent.
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[WP] Your gogely eyed left hand slaps you awake and screams about how fked you are. In the distance mech tea-bags a Trex while spaceship burns. A sentient toaster runs up to you and yells "No time to explain. Grab a cactus". For some reason you have a spell book in hand. Explain.
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[WP] You stand over a mound of elven corpses. The princesses throat is in your hand. The king is begging you to stop. You would say something but your jaw is bearly hanging on with some senew. It does not matter though.
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[WP] You are stabby the rumba. Your wife knify has Bern kidnaped. Now you search the Galaxy for her.
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