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never knew Terminal Lance came in animations. Legendary.

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What if you actually were treated like a grown adult instead of just being reminded that you are one when it's convenient for your leadership (who will then treat you like a child anyway)?

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gunny

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What if you went into the bathroom, turned the lights off, cracked 3 glowsticks and set them next to the mirror, and then said "Joe Louis Vines" in the mirror three times?

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What happens if you get a Red Cross alert while you're already on leave at that location?

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What if I got your unit mass punished and then immediately PCA'd?

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What if I gave you bulk fuel, gave you support fire, gave you the thicc latina you desired, BOOM?

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never knew Terminal Lance came in animations. Legendary.

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Hey devils, lemme talk to all the NCOs right quick. Daggum Marines be having their hands in their daggone pockets. We must be losing our damn minds like we're back on the block or something. Going forward, I want my NCOs to be bulldogs, trackin?

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What if you were logging into MOL, and you got a pop-up that said "congrats, devil dog! You're the billionth visitor! Click here to get your prize!"?

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
never knew Terminal Lance came in animations. Legendary.	199
What if you actually were treated like a grown adult instead of just being reminded that you are one when it's convenient for your leadership (who will then treat you like a child anyway)?	85
gunny	40
What if you went into the bathroom, turned the lights off, cracked 3 glowsticks and set them next to the mirror, and then said "Joe Louis Vines" in the mirror three times?	20
What happens if you get a Red Cross alert while you're already on leave at that location?	20
What if I got your unit mass punished and then immediately PCA'd?	15
What if I gave you bulk fuel, gave you support fire, gave you the thicc latina you desired, BOOM?	13
never knew Terminal Lance came in animations. Legendary.	2
Hey devils, lemme talk to all the NCOs right quick. Daggum Marines be having their hands in their daggone pockets. We must be losing our damn minds like we're back on the block or something. Going forward, I want my NCOs to be bulldogs, trackin?	1
What if you were logging into MOL, and you got a pop-up that said "congrats, devil dog! You're the billionth visitor! Click here to get your prize!"?	1