/u/nekoandCJ's posts in /r/TwoSentenceComedy

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My dad killed me again

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I was given a button and I was told if I was to press it I get 20000 dollars but one random person I don't know dies

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I was to lazy and should move around more

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Me and my cat kept meowing st each other from different rooms

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I asked my wife why did the hit chocolate tasted and smelled of almonds

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My mom said that she gave birth to me I should send her money

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My dad killed me again	8
I was given a button and I was told if I was to press it I get 20000 dollars but one random person I don't know dies	1
I was to lazy and should move around more	1
Me and my cat kept meowing st each other from different rooms	1
I asked my wife why did the hit chocolate tasted and smelled of almonds	1
My mom said that she gave birth to me I should send her money	1