/u/neonsynthwaver's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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My world turned red as I pumped a thousand scorching bullets into the horde of possessed men, women and children, all screeching and exploding and dying like rotten vermin.

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"The bad news is we had to amputate your legs. The good news is if you pay us what you owe us, we won't have to take your arms too."

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I was cruising down the freeway to pick my daughter up from school when I caught the waft of cooked meat and felt my stomach grumble with hunger.

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The Earthlings brought their machines to Mars and recreated a breathable atmosphere for their people to flourish. Little did they realise we slept beneath the surface, waiting for when our homeworld became liveable, and conquerable, once more.

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I've spent the past eighteen years in and out of hospitals.

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My boyfriend often helped me see the light at the end of the tunnel.

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For months my wife left the room to make whispered phone calls, so finally I hired a private detective.

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Mommy told me once, if something was bothering me, I should meet it head on, or bury it deep til it doesn't bother me anymore.

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My girlfriend was always very understanding about my nightly escapades.

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The population of the world stared at the sky and their screens as the asteroid passed perilously close by, its outer edges scraping the atmosphere, sending fiery streaks across the heavens.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My world turned red as I pumped a thousand scorching bullets into the horde of possessed men, women and children, all screeching and exploding and dying like rotten vermin.	4572
"The bad news is we had to amputate your legs. The good news is if you pay us what you owe us, we won't have to take your arms too."	3132
I was cruising down the freeway to pick my daughter up from school when I caught the waft of cooked meat and felt my stomach grumble with hunger.	1727
The Earthlings brought their machines to Mars and recreated a breathable atmosphere for their people to flourish. Little did they realise we slept beneath the surface, waiting for when our homeworld became liveable, and conquerable, once more.	82
I've spent the past eighteen years in and out of hospitals.	78
My boyfriend often helped me see the light at the end of the tunnel.	74
For months my wife left the room to make whispered phone calls, so finally I hired a private detective.	29
Mommy told me once, if something was bothering me, I should meet it head on, or bury it deep til it doesn't bother me anymore.	27
My girlfriend was always very understanding about my nightly escapades.	26
The population of the world stared at the sky and their screens as the asteroid passed perilously close by, its outer edges scraping the atmosphere, sending fiery streaks across the heavens.	18