| Having passed, I look down at my old, withered, husk of a body... | 301 | | | | |
| I finally lost my virginity | 10 | | | | |
| "Its a boy," said the doctor... | 10 | | | | |
| Bloodied and near death, I made it to the hospital. | 7 | | | | |
| My father finally came back to me after all of these years... | 7 | | | | |
| "Bless me Father, for I have sinned," he began... | 3 | | | | |
| I am Groot. | 1 | | | | |
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