/u/nerogamermaker's posts
[WP] "Where'd my jacket go?! It's not like it could grow legs and walk away!" "I didn't grow legs I just used my arms."
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[WP] dragons actually have very soft and delicate skin but are master blacksmiths and make armor stronger then anything even dwarves could make and you are trying to convince a dragon to make you a suit of armor.
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[WP] You have seen the human do so many incredible feats no other species could ever imagine doing so when the receive news of their "brother" dying you are surprised and terrified to find the 3 days later still crying and motionless in thier sleeping quarters.
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[WP] Thousands of years of evolution have finally brought you to this moment. First contact with a alien race and the first words of this monumental occasion were 'bro what happened to you i thought you were going to the bathroom?'
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[WP] You're not deaf, you just hear something so loud that you can't hear anything else and no one else can seem to hear it.
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[WP] As the alien forces slowly take over most of New York and are celebrating their victory they never expected the one thing that completely unique to earth... super heroes.
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[WP] You are immortal. A large gash you got got infected and has spread through most of your body. Now you must explain to doctors how you are not dead yet.
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[WP] you have seen the human do so many thing any sane species would try to avoid at all costs that you never expected them to completely shut down after they heard news of their "brother" dying.
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[WP] Humans are the only race in the universe that ask if something can be weaponized for almost anything and everything.
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