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Vampires have huge respect for owls. ONE: they’re nocturnal, TWO: they’re predators, and THREE: they don’t give a hoot where they dump their scat.

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Vampires have huge respect for owls. ONE: they’re nocturnal, TWO: they’re predators, and THREE: they don’t give a hoot where they dump their scat.	363
Laszlo: Now, my plan is to win the trust of Barbara Lazarro. Am I devious? Yes, I think I am. But as the old saying goes, I didn’t come here to make friends. That’s bullshit. That’s exactly what I came here to do.	126