| When i opened the box at my doorstep, I found the severed toe of my girlfriend. | 15 | | | | |
| A tired man set his alarm to 7:30AM and went to sleep. | 5 | | | | |
| My dog was licking my hand while I slept | 1 | | | | |
| I went outside to touch some grass today. | 1 | | | | |
| I tried to set my alarm to 6am for work. | 1 | | | | |
| I went out to the local fair today… | 1 | | | | |
| After i sit down on the toilet, I hear a splash below me. | 1 | | | | |
| I went outside to touch some grass today | 1 | | | | |
| I need to poop | 1 | | | | |
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