/u/nicolettalynch's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Everyone on Earth was so surprised when there was an unannounced total eclipse of the sun.

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I’m so excited that there’s a full moon this Halloween!

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“Oh, no, the dog got into the toothpaste!” I yelled as I saw my dog’s foaming mouth.

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As I lay bleeding in the hospital, I could hear my mother yelling, “Be positive!”

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I was so pleased when I saw my husband had drawn me a nice, relaxing bath.

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My daughter keeps talking about her new friend Jen, and I told her to invite her over one day after so I could meet her.

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We rotate jobs at the zoo where I work and today’s my day to feed the animals.

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I decided to use the PedEgg Power on my foot’s calluses while I watched my movie.

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I’ve been on Cephalexin for 6 days now and I was starting to feel better, but for some reason tonight feels different.

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People are so worried when they see how many black widows are in my house.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Everyone on Earth was so surprised when there was an unannounced total eclipse of the sun.	682
I’m so excited that there’s a full moon this Halloween!	292
“Oh, no, the dog got into the toothpaste!” I yelled as I saw my dog’s foaming mouth.	278
As I lay bleeding in the hospital, I could hear my mother yelling, “Be positive!”	73
I was so pleased when I saw my husband had drawn me a nice, relaxing bath.	30
My daughter keeps talking about her new friend Jen, and I told her to invite her over one day after so I could meet her.	22
We rotate jobs at the zoo where I work and today’s my day to feed the animals.	11
I decided to use the PedEgg Power on my foot’s calluses while I watched my movie.	10
I’ve been on Cephalexin for 6 days now and I was starting to feel better, but for some reason tonight feels different.	10
People are so worried when they see how many black widows are in my house.	8