/u/nightmarebeliever's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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"I DID NOT RAPE THAT POOR GIRL!" I screamed at the warden.

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There's always a chair at my table for the poor traveler without a family.

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I put a smile on every face!

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Look at this picture of an adorable baby!

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As the smoke rose from the mountain of burning books, the collected wisdom of millennia was reduced to smoldering ash in a few hours.

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I looked at my hands holding the clod of earth; they were young and beautiful, just like the rest of me.

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My girlfriend and I were sucking face, to be blunt.

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"Eat your supper,' Mom said, 'people starve to death out there all the time."

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"Twenty bucks for head... okay!" I said to the prostitute.

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You see that man running screaming down the street?

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"I DID NOT RAPE THAT POOR GIRL!" I screamed at the warden.	32
There's always a chair at my table for the poor traveler without a family.	30
I put a smile on every face!	29
Look at this picture of an adorable baby!	29
As the smoke rose from the mountain of burning books, the collected wisdom of millennia was reduced to smoldering ash in a few hours.	29
I looked at my hands holding the clod of earth; they were young and beautiful, just like the rest of me.	27
My girlfriend and I were sucking face, to be blunt.	27
"Eat your supper,' Mom said, 'people starve to death out there all the time."	25
"Twenty bucks for head... okay!" I said to the prostitute.	25
You see that man running screaming down the street?	25