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we got shooters: we just do

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Bill—pronunciation dyslexia intact as always—waxing poetic on Butch’s girlfriend

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which Ringer personality would most likely sport a “pissing Calvin” bumper sticker on their car?

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are we gonna do this thing, babe? 🍰 👗

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which Bill opinion, vocal crutch, peccadillo or proclivity has you feeling like this mf?

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is using the word “literally” to express emphasis—in a strained & feigned insouciant tone—a blot on internet discourse communities en masse?

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when your intellectually insecure bestie binges historical nonfiction in the fleeting summer nights after flopping as a boat guy & the best in the league cosplays as Casper the Friendly Ghost in the misty city of love

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little-seen shot of Ryen acquiescing to the fact that he failed as a seafarer

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“now look, some people’ll say i sold the fuckin boat cause i couldn’t hack it as a skipper, others will try & say it’s cause my ass & my living room couch are firmly enmeshed—& i get it, i bring it on myself. But what if I told you i set sail to seek clarity only to find the storm resides within me”

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
we got shooters: we just do	22
Bill—pronunciation dyslexia intact as always—waxing poetic on Butch’s girlfriend	6
which Ringer personality would most likely sport a “pissing Calvin” bumper sticker on their car?	2
are we gonna do this thing, babe? 🍰 👗	1
which Bill opinion, vocal crutch, peccadillo or proclivity has you feeling like this mf?	1
is using the word “literally” to express emphasis—in a strained & feigned insouciant tone—a blot on internet discourse communities en masse?	1
when your intellectually insecure bestie binges historical nonfiction in the fleeting summer nights after flopping as a boat guy & the best in the league cosplays as Casper the Friendly Ghost in the misty city of love	1
little-seen shot of Ryen acquiescing to the fact that he failed as a seafarer	1
“now look, some people’ll say i sold the fuckin boat cause i couldn’t hack it as a skipper, others will try & say it’s cause my ass & my living room couch are firmly enmeshed—& i get it, i bring it on myself. But what if I told you i set sail to seek clarity only to find the storm resides within me”	1