/u/ninjagall15's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I screamed in pain as the kidney stone finally passed, glancing down at the bowl to see the size.

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When we landed on Mars, it wasn't the piles of human skeletons that freaked us out.

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I thought Santa would enjoy a little Irish Cream instead of just milk and cookies

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After decades of research into quantum mechanics, I activated the time travel device, hoping to go back and stop tragedies.

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[DEC2020] I dunked my camera in the hole I drilled on the lake, ready to see how many fish were under the snowy surface.

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We told the kids that it was a countdown until christmas, and they seemed excited.

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"Don't worry honey, I'll go get your friends together for your birthday, my treat."

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[NOV21] I stood over the hibernation pods, taking care of thousands asleep on our long journey to colonize a new planet.

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It was bad enough being cursed and unable to leave the house after my death.

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After a half hour of rooting around in my arm with a nail clipper, I finally got a hold of that damn splinter.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I screamed in pain as the kidney stone finally passed, glancing down at the bowl to see the size.	7580
When we landed on Mars, it wasn't the piles of human skeletons that freaked us out.	7393
I thought Santa would enjoy a little Irish Cream instead of just milk and cookies	417
After decades of research into quantum mechanics, I activated the time travel device, hoping to go back and stop tragedies.	279
[DEC2020] I dunked my camera in the hole I drilled on the lake, ready to see how many fish were under the snowy surface.	268
We told the kids that it was a countdown until christmas, and they seemed excited.	186
"Don't worry honey, I'll go get your friends together for your birthday, my treat."	106
[NOV21] I stood over the hibernation pods, taking care of thousands asleep on our long journey to colonize a new planet.	98
It was bad enough being cursed and unable to leave the house after my death.	84
After a half hour of rooting around in my arm with a nail clipper, I finally got a hold of that damn splinter.	68