/u/no_remakes's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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"We'll be OK because daddy managed to sell a kidney today sweetie!"

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Leaving the blazing building with my ex tied up in the basement I leapt into the car and sped off.

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As the tattooist finished the last symbol on my arm I looked down, muttering it to myself.

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"Would you like to introduce yourself to the group Leon?"

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The Devil took my sight but gave me back my hearing.

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"Mummy mummy mummy! We were playing 'Doctor' and look what I found!"

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I smiled as I ended the call, satisfied I had all the arangements in place for the new game.

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As she slashed my throat she screamed "There's a special place in Hell for people like you!"

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"I'm sorry but it's cross species and cannot be allowed to run wild."

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Working in construction has provided me with plenty of opportunities to indulge in my hobby.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"We'll be OK because daddy managed to sell a kidney today sweetie!"	50
Leaving the blazing building with my ex tied up in the basement I leapt into the car and sped off.	47
As the tattooist finished the last symbol on my arm I looked down, muttering it to myself.	40
"Would you like to introduce yourself to the group Leon?"	39
The Devil took my sight but gave me back my hearing.	34
"Mummy mummy mummy! We were playing 'Doctor' and look what I found!"	30
I smiled as I ended the call, satisfied I had all the arangements in place for the new game.	26
As she slashed my throat she screamed "There's a special place in Hell for people like you!"	24
"I'm sorry but it's cross species and cannot be allowed to run wild."	21
Working in construction has provided me with plenty of opportunities to indulge in my hobby.	18