/u/no_remakes's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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We thought we had ironed out the amplification issue with the memory machine.

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I picked up my coffee from the counter and took a sip.

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"Ladies and gentlemen, for my next trick I will pull a rabbit AND a dove out of this empty hat!"

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I was in the bathroom at work when from one of the stalls I heard "These meat suits are ridiculous!"

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We'd been adrift in the lifeboat for 2 weeks now with no food or water and no sign of land, hungry and thirst gnawing at us.

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I panned the telescope across the clear night sky, gazing longingly at the stars.

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She swung the axe with all her might, feeling the head connect deep inside the tree.

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I'd watched her go down to the river each day, a bundle of laundry in her arms, careful not to been seen by her.

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I bent down to kiss my wife goodbye before work when I suddenly felt this searing pain in my neck, then nothing.

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My new job as a vet was working out really well with my hobby.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
We thought we had ironed out the amplification issue with the memory machine.	18
I picked up my coffee from the counter and took a sip.	16
"Ladies and gentlemen, for my next trick I will pull a rabbit AND a dove out of this empty hat!"	15
I was in the bathroom at work when from one of the stalls I heard "These meat suits are ridiculous!"	15
We'd been adrift in the lifeboat for 2 weeks now with no food or water and no sign of land, hungry and thirst gnawing at us.	13
I panned the telescope across the clear night sky, gazing longingly at the stars.	13
She swung the axe with all her might, feeling the head connect deep inside the tree.	12
I'd watched her go down to the river each day, a bundle of laundry in her arms, careful not to been seen by her.	12
I bent down to kiss my wife goodbye before work when I suddenly felt this searing pain in my neck, then nothing.	11
My new job as a vet was working out really well with my hobby.	11