/u/nobodysgeese's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
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[WP] Your spouse asks you to watch the horror shoes. You ask if they mean horror shows. Just then, your spouse's shoes come walking into the room on their own.
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[WP] As the royal chef, you decided to poison the king after he ordered yet another last-minute feast. But then you were invited to the feast, as thanks for your hard work, and you don't remember which dishes you poisoned.
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[WP] Captain Ahab hunted and killed your wife, and all you managed to do was bite off his leg. But he just got back on the water, and this time, you'll complete your revenge, or your name isn't Moby Dick.
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[WP] You accidentally destroyed the universe, and you were the only survivor. But not all is lost. A friendly interdimensional being introduced you to U-bay, so youcan get a second-hand universe to replace it. But what does "gently used" or "some wear and tear" even mean in this context?
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[RF] You didn't mean to break the vase, you just didn't look where your elbow was swinging. You thought you'd be able to replace it before the owner noticed, but after some Googling, you're getting worried that this "Ming" vase might be a bit out of your price range.
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[WP] After defeating yet another evil clone you start wondering why, if you're a good person, all your clones turn out to be evil.
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[WP] Latin classes have three types of people: nerds, priests, and demon summoners. The teacher is trying to accommodate all of them.
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