/u/nobodysgeese's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[PI] You are the latest generation in a rather unique family business. Your family has been finding new jobs for out-of-work gods. Your great-great-grandma was particularly proud of giving Odin the job of Santa. You knew it was going to be a long day when you saw an anxious Loki in your lobby.
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[WP] Every Chosen One is given the exact weapon they need to save the world from a specific threat. You got a mandolin.
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[WP] A yeti returned to his village with wild, unbelievable tales about humans. As if 'skyscrapers' and 'cars' could be real. But this time a human, straight out of yeti urban legend, followed him back.
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[WP] An alien ship crash landed on Earth. The aliens refuse to come out, because "We're completely sure there's no other intelligent life in the universe. It's been proven a statistical impossibility." Your job is to convince the aliens otherwise.
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[WP] There are a pair of werewolves competing in the Olympic marathon. They are neck and neck in second and third, with a huge lead. Both are trying, increasingly desperately, to avoid getting the silver medal without making it too obvious.
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[WP] "Please, I'm a phoenix. Just let me burn and I'll come back to life, good as new." Obviously, you don't believe that crazy talk. You douse the flaming bird with your fire extinguisher again. You're going to save it from burning up whether it wants it or not.
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[WP] Your cat brought you dead mice and birds, but you just threw them away. Your cat misunderstood the message, and has begun bringing home larger and larger prey.
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[WP] You're a tomb designer, trying yet again to explain to your client that if they don't want the place robbed, they shouldn't install puzzle doors. And if they're going to do that anyways, they should at least avoid leaving clues lying around about the answers.
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