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[PI] You are the latest generation in a rather unique family business. Your family has been finding new jobs for out-of-work gods. Your great-great-grandma was particularly proud of giving Odin the job of Santa. You knew it was going to be a long day when you saw an anxious Loki in your lobby.

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[WP] Every Chosen One is given the exact weapon they need to save the world from a specific threat. You got a mandolin.

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[WP] A yeti returned to his village with wild, unbelievable tales about humans. As if 'skyscrapers' and 'cars' could be real. But this time a human, straight out of yeti urban legend, followed him back.

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[SP] You have two haunted paintings, and they've started flirting across the room.

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[PM] Prompt me situations and monsters that a sheriff has to deal with in a Weird West town.

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[WP] An alien ship crash landed on Earth. The aliens refuse to come out, because "We're completely sure there's no other intelligent life in the universe. It's been proven a statistical impossibility." Your job is to convince the aliens otherwise.

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[WP] There are a pair of werewolves competing in the Olympic marathon. They are neck and neck in second and third, with a huge lead. Both are trying, increasingly desperately, to avoid getting the silver medal without making it too obvious.

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[WP] "Please, I'm a phoenix. Just let me burn and I'll come back to life, good as new." Obviously, you don't believe that crazy talk. You douse the flaming bird with your fire extinguisher again. You're going to save it from burning up whether it wants it or not.

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[WP] Your cat brought you dead mice and birds, but you just threw them away. Your cat misunderstood the message, and has begun bringing home larger and larger prey.

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[WP] The haunted house has been on the market for more than a year. The ghost is very bored. The realtor is desperate. They come to an agreement to work together to sell the house.

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[PI] You are the latest generation in a rather unique family business. Your family has been finding new jobs for out-of-work gods. Your great-great-grandma was particularly proud of giving Odin the job of Santa. You knew it was going to be a long day when you saw an anxious Loki in your lobby.	110	WritingPrompts
[WP] Every Chosen One is given the exact weapon they need to save the world from a specific threat. You got a mandolin.	107	WritingPrompts
[WP] A yeti returned to his village with wild, unbelievable tales about humans. As if 'skyscrapers' and 'cars' could be real. But this time a human, straight out of yeti urban legend, followed him back.	103	WritingPrompts
[SP] You have two haunted paintings, and they've started flirting across the room.	102	WritingPrompts
[PM] Prompt me situations and monsters that a sheriff has to deal with in a Weird West town.	91	WritingPrompts
[WP] An alien ship crash landed on Earth. The aliens refuse to come out, because "We're completely sure there's no other intelligent life in the universe. It's been proven a statistical impossibility." Your job is to convince the aliens otherwise.	87	WritingPrompts
[WP] There are a pair of werewolves competing in the Olympic marathon. They are neck and neck in second and third, with a huge lead. Both are trying, increasingly desperately, to avoid getting the silver medal without making it too obvious.	86	WritingPrompts
[WP] "Please, I'm a phoenix. Just let me burn and I'll come back to life, good as new." Obviously, you don't believe that crazy talk. You douse the flaming bird with your fire extinguisher again. You're going to save it from burning up whether it wants it or not.	84	WritingPrompts
[WP] Your cat brought you dead mice and birds, but you just threw them away. Your cat misunderstood the message, and has begun bringing home larger and larger prey.	79	WritingPrompts
[WP] The haunted house has been on the market for more than a year. The ghost is very bored. The realtor is desperate. They come to an agreement to work together to sell the house.	77	WritingPrompts