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[WP] You're a magnetic dragon. Your hoard is a collection of magnets, and your breath attack throws magnetic fields and electromagnetic radiation.
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[WP] You haven't even finished it yet, and you can already tell that your painting will be cursed. On the one hand, you should probably destroy it. On the other hand, the art competition is tomorrow and this is the best piece of art you've ever made.
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[WP] The war is over, and so you, a sentient sword, have been turned into a plowshare. You hated it at first, but this farm life is starting to grow on you.
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[WP] The princess has a lot of practical experience with being kidnapped, and she has some criticisms and advice for the incompetent criminals trying it this time.
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[WP] It's well known cats bring their owners food because they believe they need to take better care of themselves. However one particularly intelligent neighborhood cat is now getting concerned about your water intake and the state of your savings account.
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