/u/nohemi_trevino's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror
They say kids who grew up in strict households can always tell who's coming by the sound of their footsteps.
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I ran up to my grandmother, looking undamaged despite walking out of the flaming house, and cried, "How did you get out?!"
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"Hey, did you hear about that guy on Pennsylvania Road?" the guy said, who left us all listening because usually the punchline came right after.
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