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"I want this little one, the big ones are nice but they're way too hard to train", the man said as he pointed to the cage.

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I took a class on Morse code and it's surprisingly easy to learn.

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After pulling the plug, I quietly left the family to grieve the loss of their beloved son

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I finally decided to open the door after hearing the dog scratching at it for the last five minutes.

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"Pfft cops are so stupid", he scoffed after turning of the TV

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In the middle of the night, I got a text saying, "Whatever you do, don't go outside"

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"Sorry about that officer's, this old parrot loves horror movies and just repeats every damn thing they say", I embarrassing tell the officer as we have a laugh.

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"Hey little lady, don't you know it's dangerous to be out here in the dark by yourself", said the large man as he cornered the young woman.

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"The big one is very tempting, but this little one just seems much easier to train", the man stated as he pointed to the small cage

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After what seems like hours of crawling through the tight tunnel, I find found the light on the other side

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"I want this little one, the big ones are nice but they're way too hard to train", the man said as he pointed to the cage.	369
I took a class on Morse code and it's surprisingly easy to learn.	100
After pulling the plug, I quietly left the family to grieve the loss of their beloved son	97
I finally decided to open the door after hearing the dog scratching at it for the last five minutes.	58
"Pfft cops are so stupid", he scoffed after turning of the TV	28
In the middle of the night, I got a text saying, "Whatever you do, don't go outside"	22
"Sorry about that officer's, this old parrot loves horror movies and just repeats every damn thing they say", I embarrassing tell the officer as we have a laugh.	15
"Hey little lady, don't you know it's dangerous to be out here in the dark by yourself", said the large man as he cornered the young woman.	13
"The big one is very tempting, but this little one just seems much easier to train", the man stated as he pointed to the small cage	10
After what seems like hours of crawling through the tight tunnel, I find found the light on the other side	7