/u/normancrane's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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[JUN21] Until my lord invoked it, I had thought the jus primae noctis was merely a myth.

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I was considering what to ask the genie when, in a mirror reflecting my living room window, I saw my likeness blink.

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As mom and dad pinned him down, sis and me used some heavy duty pliers to clip grandpa's thick'n yellow toenails.

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The townspeople had greeted her splendidly, and invited her to dine with them in the town's quaint little Inn.

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Upon assuming control of the imperial military, the former FPS champion stationed troops in each of the colony's maternity wards.

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My boyfriend and I are gonna get stoned this weekend.

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My mom always let us pick our noses.

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It's time to replace the floorboards.

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My husband used to practise hitting me almost every night.

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The head of the drug cartel served me and my wife.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[JUN21] Until my lord invoked it, I had thought the jus primae noctis was merely a myth.	17
I was considering what to ask the genie when, in a mirror reflecting my living room window, I saw my likeness blink.	17
As mom and dad pinned him down, sis and me used some heavy duty pliers to clip grandpa's thick'n yellow toenails.	16
The townspeople had greeted her splendidly, and invited her to dine with them in the town's quaint little Inn.	16
Upon assuming control of the imperial military, the former FPS champion stationed troops in each of the colony's maternity wards.	16
My boyfriend and I are gonna get stoned this weekend.	16
My mom always let us pick our noses.	16
It's time to replace the floorboards.	15
My husband used to practise hitting me almost every night.	15
The head of the drug cartel served me and my wife.	15