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"I wish to continue living forever!" I told the genie.

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The jousting knight barrelled into the tournament crowd, impaling five spectators onto his lance.

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"On reality, the Demon Lord," the cleric instructed the dark, gathered faithful, "let us now reflect."

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After murdering in the morgue, I avoided the police by hiding in the coroner.

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Once they started spawn camping, we were done for.

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I nearly lost it when I opened the composter and saw a human head!

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"What state was your sister in the last time you saw her?" the cop investigating her disappearance asked.

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"Are 'she/her/hers' your preferred pronouns?" the manager of the women's centre asked him.

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"I know we'll struggle to survive the winter, but can the sick and elderly?" he asked their leader.

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"God, in Your infinite wisdom You have granted me a legal defence team," I exclaimed, waking up surrounded by lawyers after having detonated a bomb in the crowded market.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"I wish to continue living forever!" I told the genie.	8
The jousting knight barrelled into the tournament crowd, impaling five spectators onto his lance.	8
"On reality, the Demon Lord," the cleric instructed the dark, gathered faithful, "let us now reflect."	7
After murdering in the morgue, I avoided the police by hiding in the coroner.	7
Once they started spawn camping, we were done for.	7
I nearly lost it when I opened the composter and saw a human head!	7
"What state was your sister in the last time you saw her?" the cop investigating her disappearance asked.	7
"Are 'she/her/hers' your preferred pronouns?" the manager of the women's centre asked him.	7
"I know we'll struggle to survive the winter, but can the sick and elderly?" he asked their leader.	7
"God, in Your infinite wisdom You have granted me a legal defence team," I exclaimed, waking up surrounded by lawyers after having detonated a bomb in the crowded market.	7