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The government denied my appeal.

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He fell asleep.

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Given the economic situation, my wife and I no longer screw.

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"Why?!" I screamed as the chimpanzee tore off my mother's face and he put it on his face like a mask.

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ice sculptures are my new passion.

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They says laughter is th ebest medicine.

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After murdering his family near the oak where they'd tormented him as a child, the killer crammed their bodies into the trunk and drove to Mexico.

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After a particularly heated, fiery argument, I finally got what I wanted from my wife.

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I knew it was a joint stock company.

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I accidentally turned on the light.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
The government denied my appeal.	5
He fell asleep.	5
Given the economic situation, my wife and I no longer screw.	4
"Why?!" I screamed as the chimpanzee tore off my mother's face and he put it on his face like a mask.	3
ice sculptures are my new passion.	3
They says laughter is th ebest medicine.	3
After murdering his family near the oak where they'd tormented him as a child, the killer crammed their bodies into the trunk and drove to Mexico.	3
After a particularly heated, fiery argument, I finally got what I wanted from my wife.	3
I knew it was a joint stock company.	3
I accidentally turned on the light.	2