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Me: Tell me a joke

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Cigarette smoke filled the house on Thanksgiving as three generations of women chain-smoked for hours.

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I dreamed I was a healthy, financially stable person with a fulfilling livelihood & plenty of high quality, meaningful relationships.

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"For a limited time only, enjoy a discounted rate when you mention this add," the commercial rambled on, deep into my subconscious, as I slept.

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Sometimes the fallen leaves outside my bedroom window sound like they're whispering.

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The mannequins all turned to face me, moving only their heads.

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My therapist stared expressionless at the wall behind me & repeated, "Yes, please tell me more about that, " for a third time.

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"1 blink for 'yes' and 2 blinks for 'no', are you ready?"

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Paradox

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Everyone deals with grief differently.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Me: Tell me a joke	80	TwoSentenceComedy
Cigarette smoke filled the house on Thanksgiving as three generations of women chain-smoked for hours.	80	TwoSentenceHorror
I dreamed I was a healthy, financially stable person with a fulfilling livelihood & plenty of high quality, meaningful relationships.	64	TwoSentenceHorror
"For a limited time only, enjoy a discounted rate when you mention this add," the commercial rambled on, deep into my subconscious, as I slept.	59	TwoSentenceHorror
Sometimes the fallen leaves outside my bedroom window sound like they're whispering.	45	TwoSentenceHorror
The mannequins all turned to face me, moving only their heads.	34	TwoSentenceHorror
My therapist stared expressionless at the wall behind me & repeated, "Yes, please tell me more about that, " for a third time.	20	TwoSentenceHorror
"1 blink for 'yes' and 2 blinks for 'no', are you ready?"	20	TwoSentenceHorror
Paradox	19	TwoSentenceSadness
Everyone deals with grief differently.	18	TwoSentenceHorror