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I dreamed I was a healthy, financially stable person with a fulfilling livelihood & plenty of high quality, meaningful relationships.

1120 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceSadness

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With social distancing we'll have to figure out a way to high five each other without touching. A wi-five

232 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceComedy

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Sorry, with the quarantine going on right now, all I have are inside jokes

192 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceComedy

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Real moms look at their kids w pride thinking, "They're so smart & funny, etc I love them so much!"

178 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceComedy

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So my grandpa tried to teach me how to milk a cow this morning.

175 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceComedy

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I was 21 years old when I started watching friends, these cool older people who had jobs & a sex life and I thought, "I'll be 25 one day".

153 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceComedy

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What do convicted fish drink?

146 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceComedy

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"For motivation while jogging, I like to think about my ancestors and how our bodies evolved perfectly for running long distances.

142 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceComedy

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After my son died of a rare genetic disease, we kept a loc of his hair for sentimental value.

122 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceSadness

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The man insisted that he was innocent for the 30 years he was on death row up to the day he was executed.

81 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I dreamed I was a healthy, financially stable person with a fulfilling livelihood & plenty of high quality, meaningful relationships.	1120	TwoSentenceSadness
With social distancing we'll have to figure out a way to high five each other without touching. A wi-five	232	TwoSentenceComedy
Sorry, with the quarantine going on right now, all I have are inside jokes	192	TwoSentenceComedy
Real moms look at their kids w pride thinking, "They're so smart & funny, etc I love them so much!"	178	TwoSentenceComedy
So my grandpa tried to teach me how to milk a cow this morning.	175	TwoSentenceComedy
I was 21 years old when I started watching friends, these cool older people who had jobs & a sex life and I thought, "I'll be 25 one day".	153	TwoSentenceComedy
What do convicted fish drink?	146	TwoSentenceComedy
"For motivation while jogging, I like to think about my ancestors and how our bodies evolved perfectly for running long distances.	142	TwoSentenceComedy
After my son died of a rare genetic disease, we kept a loc of his hair for sentimental value.	122	TwoSentenceSadness
The man insisted that he was innocent for the 30 years he was on death row up to the day he was executed.	81	TwoSentenceHorror