/u/notastepfordwife's posts

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"Mr. Columbo, you are NOT a shabby, cigar-smoking super sleuth and this is STILL Sunnyvale Retirement Village."

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I bought frozen feeder mice today because I can't stand throwing them into the cage alive.

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I covered my eyes and counted, one... two... three... four... five...

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They lowered Jared into the sinkhole to locate the bottom and begin the repair.

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I watched, tears streaming down my face, as the love of my life blinked his last.

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My therapist told me to write letters to all the people I hate and then burn them.

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I became terrified when she urgently said, "I'm going to have to cut out the baby."

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My father told me to be a nomad, so I became a truck driver, and female hitchhikers are the easiest pickings.

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I fail at everything, even dying. NSFW

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The man stared at his reflection in the mirror with sadness and said, "I don't know what she sees in you, you have no soul."

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"Mr. Columbo, you are NOT a shabby, cigar-smoking super sleuth and this is STILL Sunnyvale Retirement Village."	1381	TwoSentenceSadness
I bought frozen feeder mice today because I can't stand throwing them into the cage alive.	241	TwoSentenceHorror
I covered my eyes and counted, one... two... three... four... five...	185	TwoSentenceSadness
They lowered Jared into the sinkhole to locate the bottom and begin the repair.	170	TwoSentenceHorror
I watched, tears streaming down my face, as the love of my life blinked his last.	121	TwoSentenceHorror
My therapist told me to write letters to all the people I hate and then burn them.	92	TwoSentenceHorror
I became terrified when she urgently said, "I'm going to have to cut out the baby."	91	TwoSentenceHorror
My father told me to be a nomad, so I became a truck driver, and female hitchhikers are the easiest pickings.	72	TwoSentenceHorror
I fail at everything, even dying. NSFW	66	TwoSentenceSadness
The man stared at his reflection in the mirror with sadness and said, "I don't know what she sees in you, you have no soul."	33	TwoSentenceHorror