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[WP] You are a Vampire who wears the strongest sunscreen, have encased your heart in steel to stop steaks, and found ways around your other well-known weaknesses. However, the Vampire Hunter just threw a bunch of poppy seeds on the ground.

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[WP] You walk into a bar and see one of your characters waiting for you. You sit down to explain why you put them through so much shit in your writing.

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[WP] Turns out Earth is part of God's DnD game and he's been rolling nothing but ones for the last few years.

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[WP] Santa gets sued by every toy company for copyright, trademark, and patent infringement.

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[WP] The lesser gods of various pantheons have joined together to unionize.

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[WP] The plucky group of heroes toppled the evil empire. Now they realize they are stuck running a collapsing nation after destroying the preexisting social structure.

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[WP] A court that prosecutes time travelling criminals is once again charging someone for the attempted murder of Adolf Hitler.

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[WP] With your whiskey shaker, set of glasses, and mixing skills, you walk into court realizing you took the wrong BAR exam.

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[WP] Advertisers have started to sign sponsorship deals with regular individuals. The more times a person can squeeze product placement into their normal speech, the more they are paid.

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[WP] You are a shop owner in a MMO, trying to make ends meet even though all the adventurers have unlimited supply of gold from their quests and killing respawning mobs.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
[WP] You are a Vampire who wears the strongest sunscreen, have encased your heart in steel to stop steaks, and found ways around your other well-known weaknesses. However, the Vampire Hunter just threw a bunch of poppy seeds on the ground.	56
[WP] You walk into a bar and see one of your characters waiting for you. You sit down to explain why you put them through so much shit in your writing.	53
[WP] Turns out Earth is part of God's DnD game and he's been rolling nothing but ones for the last few years.	48
[WP] Santa gets sued by every toy company for copyright, trademark, and patent infringement.	42
[WP] The lesser gods of various pantheons have joined together to unionize.	32
[WP] The plucky group of heroes toppled the evil empire. Now they realize they are stuck running a collapsing nation after destroying the preexisting social structure.	27
[WP] A court that prosecutes time travelling criminals is once again charging someone for the attempted murder of Adolf Hitler.	26
[WP] With your whiskey shaker, set of glasses, and mixing skills, you walk into court realizing you took the wrong BAR exam.	23
[WP] Advertisers have started to sign sponsorship deals with regular individuals. The more times a person can squeeze product placement into their normal speech, the more they are paid.	22
[WP] You are a shop owner in a MMO, trying to make ends meet even though all the adventurers have unlimited supply of gold from their quests and killing respawning mobs.	21