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My best friend died yesterday, his parents told me that he killed himself.

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I love going solo camping and taking pictures of nature with my disposable camera.

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faking madness to get out of a prison sentence is one thing

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it's kinda scary to get up at 1am to get a quick snack

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HELP, HELP ME, ANYONE PLEASE IM SCARED DON'T TRUST THE MODERATORS; one of the mods sent me my home address saying that they'll come to my house and KILL me hngggg someone with a machete is standing outside right now fuck FUCK PLEASE CALL 911 MY ADDRESS IS AT...

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"How sure are you that I'm not a murderer?" the hitchhiker asked,

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the killer shot me as I was calling the cops...

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I really hope my friends will like my new headset...

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faking madness to get out of a prison sentence is one thing

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in an insane asylum,

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My best friend died yesterday, his parents told me that he killed himself.	16690
I love going solo camping and taking pictures of nature with my disposable camera.	350
faking madness to get out of a prison sentence is one thing	56
it's kinda scary to get up at 1am to get a quick snack	22
HELP, HELP ME, ANYONE PLEASE IM SCARED DON'T TRUST THE MODERATORS; one of the mods sent me my home address saying that they'll come to my house and KILL me hngggg someone with a machete is standing outside right now fuck FUCK PLEASE CALL 911 MY ADDRESS IS AT...	11
"How sure are you that I'm not a murderer?" the hitchhiker asked,	5
the killer shot me as I was calling the cops...	5
I really hope my friends will like my new headset...	3
faking madness to get out of a prison sentence is one thing	1
in an insane asylum,	0