/u/notyourregularninja's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Rubbing my eyes lazily as I woke up

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Phew that bullet missed my head by an inch

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Her moans told me she was reacting the way I wanted her to to the new toy I got her

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I turned off the lights and hit the bed

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It was very painful to take that piece of rough metal wriggling it to make sure it doesn’t cut too deep into any arteries and organs

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You are so hot and your moaning attracts me so much that I would ditch my wife and 6 month baby for you this instant

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Its just a mouse I said as I wiped its blood off my baseball bat

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I will have the best sleep of my life

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Rubbing my eyes lazily as I woke up	1
Phew that bullet missed my head by an inch	1
Her moans told me she was reacting the way I wanted her to to the new toy I got her	1
I turned off the lights and hit the bed	1
It was very painful to take that piece of rough metal wriggling it to make sure it doesn’t cut too deep into any arteries and organs	1
You are so hot and your moaning attracts me so much that I would ditch my wife and 6 month baby for you this instant	1
Its just a mouse I said as I wiped its blood off my baseball bat	1
I will have the best sleep of my life	1