WritingPrompts

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[WP]You’ve just gotten wore the father you never met is in trouble... again. It’s up to you, and your dozens of half-siblings to track down and rescue your playboy of a father, James Fucking Bond himself.	1
[WP] Anytime someone plans to commit a crime, they are forced to perform a grand musical number highlighting their past or future plans. It is now day 4 of every world government’s “We Lie A Lot” 10 act performance, and the only reason the world isn’t in shambles is everyone is too busy dancing	1
[WP] CODE RED, CODE RED, I REPEAT CODE RED! A CUSTOMER AT THE SELF SERVE DMV FRONT DESK IS CLOSE TO COMPLETING THEIR PURCHASE, THEY HAVE SPENT ONLY 5 MINUTES DOING THIS. I REPEAT, CODE RED, WE CANNOT LET THIS CUSTOMER WALK AWAY SATISFIED IN UNDER 7 HOURS!	1
[WP] This morning’s paper, reading “50th Anniversary of Moon Landing,” is much more interesting than the listing for some new movie called “Bonnie and Clyde.”	1
You are the main character in a medical drama. No matter how hard you try, your patients always die from the show’s need for drama and anguish. You have just had your medical license revoked for putting your patients in unnecessary “drama danger.”	1
“Hello, IT, what’s the problem?” “Yeah, we’re having a problem with our email.” “Okay, what’s wrong?” “We can’t send an email more than 500 miles.”	1
[WP] After the worst and weirdest experience you’ve ever had, you are now compelled to complete the finale step of the disgruntled customer experience- the leaving of a long, scathingly detailed review on Yelp	0
[WP] “Hello, IT, what’s the problem?” “Yeah, we’re having a problem with our email.” “Okay, what’s wrong?” “We can’t send an email more than 500 miles.” “Excuse m-“ sounds of monster energy being spewed on shirt	0

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