WritingPrompts

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[WP] You’re a member of a group of janitors that work at a baseball stadium. It’s a boring job, average pay, and coincidently, the place where any and all supernatural/superhero/high-powered battles occur. Describe an average post-battle cleanup.	12
[WP] “It’s neither here or there.” “Yes. It’s everywhere.”	12
[WP] After weeks of arguing, Spock has finally agreed to let Kirk host a ship-wide game of laser-tag.	11
[WP] Turns out Earth is the psych ward for the universe.	10
[WP] You arrive at work to find all desks and cubicles shoved against the wall. The new shipment of impact-resistant rolling chairs came in last night, and people are hungry for rolling blood	8
[WP] Code red, code red, I repeat code red. A customer at the self-serve DMV front desk is close to completing their purchase, they have spent only five minutes doing this. I repeat, code red, we cannot let this customer walk away ungruntled in under seven hours!	8
[WP] For the first time in your life, you have to use a button other than “Add 30 seconds” on the microwave	8
[WP] “Welcome to Eldritch-Human Liasons Incorporated. A real life human will be with you shortly, please form a body and have a seat.”	7
[WP] A week after staying with distant relatives, you’ve discovered they’re all part eldritch abomination. This realization doesn’t bother you that much, until you realized this means you’re part eldritch as well...	7
[WP]It’s been weeks since the zombie virus trapped you in the indoor body farm with hundreds of zombies. Thankfully, the zombies aren’t hungry, just bored, and as the only one alive in the compound you’re in charge of keeping them entertained, with the help of some of the more recently dead	6

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