/u/nywarpath's posts in /r/WritingPrompts
[WP] Your first wish was for a sandwich, your second was for some chips. Now, the genie is trying to make sure you don't waste your last wish but all you can think about is wishing for some soda to wash the meal down.
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[WP] You are the last person who has survived the enemy siege. Your attempts to imitate a lively town not ravished and completely empty are becoming more absurd and the enemy is starting to notice.
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[WP] It was another normal night in for you. However, you woke up with a championship belt on your nightstand, a giant stack of cash at the foot of your bed, and no recollection of what happened.
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[WP] God: Nice job telling them about my apple tree of knowledge. I had to kick the humans out of the Garden of Eden! Satan: Isn't the pear tree the tree of knowledge though? God: ...uh-oh. Be right back.
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[WP] Your parents never sent you to the doctors growing up. On your 18th birthday, you finally go, but none of the doctors can find a pulse.
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[WP] You are a retired, undefeated Roman gladiator who won every match by odd/unforseen circumstances recalling matches to a tavern of people.
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[WP] For years you were able to create a portal and have used it as your personal dumpster. Today a demon comes out from the portal and hands you a bill for your usage due at the end of the month.
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[WP] As the driver of the most successful food truck in the city 2 years running, you can't help but wonder how this is happening when there is nothing in the back of the truck.
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[WP] Alternate universe you visits and tells you how awesome their life is and sees how bad yours is. They decide to do you a favor and trade places for a bit. You weren't prepared for what you see in their universe.
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