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" I'm sorry sir but we have to send your wife home, and let nature take it's course."

3437 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceSadness
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"I'm finally skinny like the other girls at school dad!"

84 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceSadness
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"I know you can fix mom because dads can fix anything," the 5 year old girl said.

64 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceSadness
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"We're trying to make money not lose it."

44 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceSadness
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"It's okay honey, I know a different insurance that can pay for your cancer treatment."

41 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceSadness
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"I thought you said that you loved us equally dad?"

33 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceSadness
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"Im Going to point at your mom, tell me which one is yours" the police officer said the 2 year old girl.

8 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror
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Why is the human body born already knowing how to regenerate cells, but we have to learn about it in school?

1 upvotes • r/askscience
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The government told everybody to lock down and stay inside your house because the coranavirus.

0 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror
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