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Charles sat, eagerly listening to the lead scientist of the prison study explain that he does indeed have the gene responsible for violent psychotic illnesses. He leaned back and smiled as he thought of the hundreds of sperm donations he's made over the years.

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As I stared out of my tiny, fortified bunker window in horror at the carnage wrought by the robot forces, I called out her name and asked, “Why me?”.

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Charles sat, eagerly listening to the lead scientist of the prison study explain that he does indeed have the gene responsible for violent psychotic illnesses. He leaned back and smiled as he thought of the hundreds of sperm donations he's made over the years.	651
As I stared out of my tiny, fortified bunker window in horror at the carnage wrought by the robot forces, I called out her name and asked, “Why me?”.	72