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My kids began to cry out in horror as I threw all their dolls onto the fire.

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I saw the crazed man run towards the window.

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Why do you sit there so peacefully and obliviously?

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All my life, I have been drawing vivid and horrifying abstract pieces of art based on an instinct from the back of my mind: including my Father cracking his head open in my pool and drowning, as well as my Wife murdering me after an argument.

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I wake up on a monday morning, and head to my bathroom for a shave.

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While I was gardening one morning, I saw my daughter take a book outside and begin reading it on the porch.

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Thinking it was all finally over, I embraced my kids warmly and was ready to start my new life.

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I've just been thinking about flashbacks before you die.

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I begin to lock the door to the Pantry, preventing whatever it was that killed the rest of my crew from getting to me.

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I asked my 3 year old son if he remembered what he was before he was born, and he told me he was a soldier, aiming a finger gun at me while miming the action of reloading.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My kids began to cry out in horror as I threw all their dolls onto the fire.	1205
I saw the crazed man run towards the window.	87
Why do you sit there so peacefully and obliviously?	85
All my life, I have been drawing vivid and horrifying abstract pieces of art based on an instinct from the back of my mind: including my Father cracking his head open in my pool and drowning, as well as my Wife murdering me after an argument.	37
I wake up on a monday morning, and head to my bathroom for a shave.	27
While I was gardening one morning, I saw my daughter take a book outside and begin reading it on the porch.	23
Thinking it was all finally over, I embraced my kids warmly and was ready to start my new life.	19
I've just been thinking about flashbacks before you die.	14
I begin to lock the door to the Pantry, preventing whatever it was that killed the rest of my crew from getting to me.	14
I asked my 3 year old son if he remembered what he was before he was born, and he told me he was a soldier, aiming a finger gun at me while miming the action of reloading.	9