/u/oldhandnewmind's posts in /r/TwoSentenceComedy

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First Scan

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What's the good news doc?

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Why did the sperm cross the road? NSFW

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She begged and screamed, 'give it to me, I'm so wet!' NSFW

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You don't need a parachute to skydive.

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Why did the sperm cross the road?

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Necrophile Lager

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She was shocked when, at the fertility clinic, the doctor walk in naked with nothing but a clip board and an erection. NSFW

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I've got a thing about wooden floors ever since my uncle fell through one.,

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And the lord said, 'come forth and receive eternal life.'

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
First Scan	90
What's the good news doc?	80
Why did the sperm cross the road? NSFW	37
She begged and screamed, 'give it to me, I'm so wet!' NSFW	12
You don't need a parachute to skydive.	10
Why did the sperm cross the road?	8
Necrophile Lager	6
She was shocked when, at the fertility clinic, the doctor walk in naked with nothing but a clip board and an erection. NSFW	6
I've got a thing about wooden floors ever since my uncle fell through one.,	3
And the lord said, 'come forth and receive eternal life.'	2