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We watched the man from the moment he jumped, hearing him cry out as he fell through the air and seeing the broken and bloodied mess his body left on the ground.

7957 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror
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As an animal lover I couldn't resist giving the horse a stroke.

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I always enjoy the look on the children’s faces as they swing back and forth in the park.

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Her blood ran cold as she ran her fingertips along the braille note,

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He seemed to find it so funny when my battery died before he did.

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She deliberately slowed her pace as she entered the dark alley.

736 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror
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They say during sex you burn off the same calories as running eight miles.

385 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceComedy
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I couldn't believe what I was seeing, he's stopped and was now starting to strangle her. NSFW

356 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror
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What's the difference between horny an hungry? NSFW

321 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceComedy
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He just sits there staring at me, those cold, dead eyes judging me while he lectures me on all my failures and inadequacies.

277 upvotes • r/TwoSentenceHorror
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