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He said he was sorry and that it was a case of me or him as he approached with his knife drawn.

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I wonder if Joseph ever sat and thought, 'God made Adam from nothing more than the mud and dust.' NSFW

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What's the difference between a chick pea and a lentil? NSFW

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She walked by with flaming red hair and I had to ask, 'do the cuffs match the collar?'

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Mr Mouse is it true you only want a divorce due to a decline in her mental health.

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At the hospital getting where my girlfriend is getting her ultrasound and the nurse ask if we're hoping for a boy or girl? NSFW

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I always loved the cartoons when the characters would fall to the ground with a splat.

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My friend died after he over-dosed on Viagra

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I send flowers to her house every week.

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The Angel on my shoulder fell sick and the devil on my other nursed him back to health,

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
He said he was sorry and that it was a case of me or him as he approached with his knife drawn.	274	TwoSentenceHorror
I wonder if Joseph ever sat and thought, 'God made Adam from nothing more than the mud and dust.' NSFW	238	TwoSentenceComedy
What's the difference between a chick pea and a lentil? NSFW	229	TwoSentenceComedy
She walked by with flaming red hair and I had to ask, 'do the cuffs match the collar?'	221	TwoSentenceComedy
Mr Mouse is it true you only want a divorce due to a decline in her mental health.	214	TwoSentenceComedy
At the hospital getting where my girlfriend is getting her ultrasound and the nurse ask if we're hoping for a boy or girl? NSFW	211	TwoSentenceComedy
I always loved the cartoons when the characters would fall to the ground with a splat.	201	TwoSentenceHorror
My friend died after he over-dosed on Viagra	183	TwoSentenceComedy
I send flowers to her house every week.	183	TwoSentenceHorror
The Angel on my shoulder fell sick and the devil on my other nursed him back to health,	178	TwoSentenceHorror