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It's my first day in hell, I have very few regrets in life and none for why I'm here, 'thou shall not kill' was in the terms and conditions, as it were.

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It's just you, me, my little bag of fun here and unfortunately for you, my imagination.

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She caught my eye from across the room.

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I overheard them planning to separate us for, in their words, 'for breed or for feed' and found myself praying they had sisters or daughters.

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He wanted to be there for her in the hospital but the screams and the blood are too much and before he knew it he found himself back in the jungle surrounded by the dead and the dying.

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It baffles me when I give them a weapon and the choice of me killing them or them killing a stranger, they hardly ever think of me as a stranger.

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I spent all those years looking over my shoulder and listening for those footsteps of someone walking up behind meaning to settle things.

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So you've seen that meme, 'You're exceeding the limits of my medication.'

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I laughed at him when he told me not to read the Latin in the book aloud.

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I prayed for the strength to do what needed to be done

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It's my first day in hell, I have very few regrets in life and none for why I'm here, 'thou shall not kill' was in the terms and conditions, as it were.	9
It's just you, me, my little bag of fun here and unfortunately for you, my imagination.	9
She caught my eye from across the room.	9
I overheard them planning to separate us for, in their words, 'for breed or for feed' and found myself praying they had sisters or daughters.	9
He wanted to be there for her in the hospital but the screams and the blood are too much and before he knew it he found himself back in the jungle surrounded by the dead and the dying.	9
It baffles me when I give them a weapon and the choice of me killing them or them killing a stranger, they hardly ever think of me as a stranger.	9
I spent all those years looking over my shoulder and listening for those footsteps of someone walking up behind meaning to settle things.	9
So you've seen that meme, 'You're exceeding the limits of my medication.'	9
I laughed at him when he told me not to read the Latin in the book aloud.	9
I prayed for the strength to do what needed to be done	8