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You don't need a parachute to skydive.

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They took me out in a boat and when we reached the middle of the lake they stripped me naked and threw me in.

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He wanted to be there for her in the hospital but the screams and the blood are too much and before he knew it he found himself back in the jungle surrounded by the dead and the dying.

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She caught my eye from across the room.

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It's just you, me, my little bag of fun here and unfortunately for you, my imagination.

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So you've seen that meme, 'You're exceeding the limits of my medication.'

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I overheard them planning to separate us for, in their words, 'for breed or for feed' and found myself praying they had sisters or daughters.

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Chimes

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I spent all those years looking over my shoulder and listening for those footsteps of someone walking up behind meaning to settle things.

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I laughed at him when he told me not to read the Latin in the book aloud.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
You don't need a parachute to skydive.	10	TwoSentenceComedy
They took me out in a boat and when we reached the middle of the lake they stripped me naked and threw me in.	10	TwoSentenceHorror
He wanted to be there for her in the hospital but the screams and the blood are too much and before he knew it he found himself back in the jungle surrounded by the dead and the dying.	9	TwoSentenceHorror
She caught my eye from across the room.	9	TwoSentenceHorror
It's just you, me, my little bag of fun here and unfortunately for you, my imagination.	9	TwoSentenceHorror
So you've seen that meme, 'You're exceeding the limits of my medication.'	9	TwoSentenceHorror
I overheard them planning to separate us for, in their words, 'for breed or for feed' and found myself praying they had sisters or daughters.	9	TwoSentenceHorror
Chimes	9	shortscarystories
I spent all those years looking over my shoulder and listening for those footsteps of someone walking up behind meaning to settle things.	9	TwoSentenceHorror
I laughed at him when he told me not to read the Latin in the book aloud.	9	TwoSentenceHorror