/u/onecrazywriter's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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"Ma'am, we can fit your son into the schedule, two weeks from Friday. "

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I finally retired and my youngest kid left for college.

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[JUN21]The wedding was so extravagant and I was concerned about how we'd pay for it all, but she'd just kept telling me she had everything covered when I asked her what this was all costing us.

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I looked deeply into her eyes and savored the moment as I swiped right.

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I always loved my bathtime, until Grandpa took over.

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I thought Cotard's syndrome was a small price to pay for living through the poison my mom hid in my dinner.

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My therapist said "make friends with your enemies."

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My daughter finally gave me a hug.

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"Give me one reason to let you live, " he whispered in my ear.

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[JAN22] We spent all afternoon playing Wizards and Trolls in the woods behind our new house.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"Ma'am, we can fit your son into the schedule, two weeks from Friday. "	279
I finally retired and my youngest kid left for college.	104
[JUN21]The wedding was so extravagant and I was concerned about how we'd pay for it all, but she'd just kept telling me she had everything covered when I asked her what this was all costing us.	75
I looked deeply into her eyes and savored the moment as I swiped right.	58
I always loved my bathtime, until Grandpa took over.	43
I thought Cotard's syndrome was a small price to pay for living through the poison my mom hid in my dinner.	41
My therapist said "make friends with your enemies."	26
My daughter finally gave me a hug.	22
"Give me one reason to let you live, " he whispered in my ear.	20
[JAN22] We spent all afternoon playing Wizards and Trolls in the woods behind our new house.	15