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Something on the beach sliced my foot open.

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Text You Later

555 upvotes • r/nosleep

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My mother-in-law was murdered last night and my wife is a prime suspect.

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My girlfriend is so cute when she’s angry.

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My dogs have been so much happier since I put them on a raw food diet.

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I was cursing under my breath as I got out of my car to check and see if the deer I’d just hit was still alive.

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“You were right, Father, I feel much better now,” I said with a sick grin.

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I raised the baseball bat over my head, ready to strike as a spider the size of my cat crawled down the attic stairs.

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Some people collect bones.

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My daddy thinks I’m afraid of the deer head in his study because it reminds me of Bambi.

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Title	Upvotes	Subreddit	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
Something on the beach sliced my foot open.	2046	TwoSentenceHorror
Text You Later	555	nosleep
My mother-in-law was murdered last night and my wife is a prime suspect.	456	TwoSentenceHorror
My girlfriend is so cute when she’s angry.	406	TwoSentenceHorror
My dogs have been so much happier since I put them on a raw food diet.	237	TwoSentenceHorror
I was cursing under my breath as I got out of my car to check and see if the deer I’d just hit was still alive.	209	TwoSentenceHorror
“You were right, Father, I feel much better now,” I said with a sick grin.	156	TwoSentenceHorror
I raised the baseball bat over my head, ready to strike as a spider the size of my cat crawled down the attic stairs.	93	TwoSentenceHorror
Some people collect bones.	92	TwoSentenceHorror
My daddy thinks I’m afraid of the deer head in his study because it reminds me of Bambi.	56	TwoSentenceHorror