/u/orangek1tty's posts
[WP]: A wise 80 year old hermit who seems to have all the answers to all that visit him. Today a 99 year old comes to him to ask a question.
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[WP]: you are an adventurer dealing with a “Finally a worthy opponent after all these centuries yada yada” villain. Unnerved by their enthusiasm you decide to walk away from the fight. Now the begging starts....
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[WP]: You have married yourself years ago taking advantage of a gov’t program that benefits self married singles. However you just met someone. In order legally marry them, you have to enter your soul and initiate a self-divorce.
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[WP] There is a reason why the world is in such chaos nowadays. It turns out kindness can be hoarded just like any other commodity. You had been hoarding kindness for decades but you hear a knock at the door. No good deed goes unpunished, and you got an overstock of them.
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[WP]: You are tasked to write the eulogy to Bojack Horseman's Funeral for one of his friends to read off. (writeit so we have to guess who is speaking)
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[WP]: The Chosen One has descended from a line of Chosen Ones for 10,000 generations. He approaches his Dark Lord nemesis with a question: "My grandfather was a chosen one, so was my father and so will my children. I'm sure this is a curse...how can we be free?"
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[WP]: You were a last minute Mall Santa replacement for Christmas 2021. But you have been picked out of all the world's gathered Mall Santas to be Mr. Claus for the year of 2022. Light the Chimney! Mrs. Claus comes up to you to explain why she chose you out all other candidates.
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[WP]: Turns out ghosts communicating with the living is very much like r/place. You are responsible for one haunted item in the house. Your gang of ghosts are trying to get the humans to leave….but greifers are messing up your haunting.
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[WP]: You left no will and no relatives when you passed. But as a final malicious act on this world your inheritance is a case before the courts to rule who gets it: your clone, an AI cyborg of you, a time travelling past version of you or your soulless but redirected corpse with memories.
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