/u/orangek1tty's posts
[WP]: You are a Groundhog Whisperer. You help people stuck in a Groundhog Day loop but have only one day since time runs normally for you. Some people average being stuck for 50 years. When you saw your last client the day after they said it turns out they spent 10,000 years stuck.
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[WP]: The world tree is in your backyard. And you are getting pretty tired of how the gods are knocking at your door to see it.
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[WP]: Turns out that time is literally a ocean. You own a pub on an island in which sailors rest while time traveling and hear a rumour of the group in the corner has captured the bounty of a historical figure to bring back to the future.
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[WP]: You had proven and accepted solipsism. You are the only thing with consciousness in existence, everything else an illusion. But much to your annoyance a dimensional portal opens and another solipsist arguing they are the only one.
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[WP]: Every kingdom wants to war with him. The knights of the round table are bloodthirsty murderers, his countrymen wants to expand his empire and every swordfight he have ends with death. Arthur consults with Merlin on how to end this curse of Excalibur.
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[WP]: “You are hereby sentenced to life” said the judge, “for commiting International Peace Crimes.” You yell how you have not finished your plan yet. That is when the puppies came.
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[WP]: Sometimes a lone figure by the distant tree, sometimes sitting in the front, but at all times you have attended all Funerals since the first ceremony was held. Today you were randomly asked to speak at the podium (the 4rd time ever in your existence) and it's been centuries since your last.
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[WP]: When you get hurt (stabbed, shot, hit with an object, emotional pain) you feel the collective echo of history of all who experienced it, billions. But lately you have been pinching yourself on your left funny bone to find why you connect with only two people ever separated by centuries.
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[WP]: You are earth's best copyright lawyer at the Celestial Tribunal. Your client? God. The case? A galactic conglomerate that claims that even though their proprietary product "Humans" accidentally pollinated earth, it's specific for 1 planet only. Your final argument is for our survival.
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