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I grabbed her neck and slammed her on the floor, promising myself I'd never fall prey to her addictiveness again.

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I saw my son eating a dead squirrel in the backyard. I slapped him and told him never to do that again

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I went to visit my girlfriend yesterday, but her parents wouldnt let me take her out to dinner.. NSFW

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The doctor sighed with relief as he saw the baby delivered with no problems

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I plugged in my earphones, started up my chainsaw and got back to work.

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I stumbled into an abandoned cabin while hiking, and fell asleep on the dusty bed, surrounded by the two huge paintings on the wall.

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I asked my wife to pull the plug and let me be at peace, but she wouldn't, so i pulled it myself.

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Blue whales are currently the biggest mammals alive.

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As I looked at my date from across the table, I felt butterflies in my stomach.

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I thought learning morse code would be a cool thing to do while stuck in my house.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I grabbed her neck and slammed her on the floor, promising myself I'd never fall prey to her addictiveness again.	13
I saw my son eating a dead squirrel in the backyard. I slapped him and told him never to do that again	13
I went to visit my girlfriend yesterday, but her parents wouldnt let me take her out to dinner.. NSFW	13
The doctor sighed with relief as he saw the baby delivered with no problems	13
I plugged in my earphones, started up my chainsaw and got back to work.	12
I stumbled into an abandoned cabin while hiking, and fell asleep on the dusty bed, surrounded by the two huge paintings on the wall.	6
I asked my wife to pull the plug and let me be at peace, but she wouldn't, so i pulled it myself.	3
Blue whales are currently the biggest mammals alive.	1
As I looked at my date from across the table, I felt butterflies in my stomach.	1
I thought learning morse code would be a cool thing to do while stuck in my house.	0