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[WP] "Hey, Nick?" "Yeah, God?" "You were supposed to make the bad kids into coal, not give them coal. Sorry for the delay in letting you know."
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I saw my son eating a dead squirrel in the backyard. I slapped him and told him never to do that again
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I grabbed her neck and slammed her on the floor, promising myself I'd never fall prey to her addictiveness again.
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I went to visit my girlfriend yesterday, but her parents wouldnt let me take her out to dinner.. NSFW
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[WP] For as long as time has existed, all humans have been born with a sequence of letters on the inside of their wrist. The lesser the number of letters, the more rare, you are considered. But, for the first time in recorded history, you have been born with no letters on your wrist.
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