/u/oxycleans's posts
[WP] After you and your ex got in another argument you decided to turn them into a cat. However instead of them begging you to turn them back. They seem to be perfectly content with just messing with you and your neighbors...as a cat.
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[WP] Humans are insane. Instead of colonizing normal planets they choose to colonize even more hazardous ones than the death world they call home just for the sake of adventure.
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[WP] You took in a stray kitten that you found abandoned. However this kitten doesn't seem normal as it just keeps growing and now that it is as big as your car you are starting to get a little concerned.
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[WP] "You think being half elf is bad? Try being half orc. At least you can blend in by covering your ears."
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[WP] It seems there was a slight mixup at the adventurers guild, instead of hiring a guard you seem to have hired a bard. Unfortunately you will have to make this work as there are no refunds and you have a quest to complete.
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[WP] The demons descended on the small village. With little defenses the villagers resigned them selves to their fate. That is until the local orphan stepped forward and turned into a dragon.
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[WP] It’s a simple job. Get in, grab the kid, and get back to the safe house. The crew of 6 year olds ready their toys. It’s time to unground their friend.
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[WP] You are out on a first date, which is going well. When suddenly a villain comes crashing through the front window of the restaurant. Unfortunately this isn't the first time this has happened. You see the hero walk in and of course it is your ex.
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[WP] While out driving you crash into a tree standing in the middle of the road. As you get out of your car the tree turns and says “sorry” before crossing the road. It seems you hit a treant.
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[WP] The galaxies most dangerous prisoners are sent to a distant world stuck between two black holes. Prisoners are launched there in small pods on a one way journey. Before launch each prisoner hears the final words “There are no guards for there is no escape, good luck prisoner”.
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