/u/paganbreed's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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"I bet you thought no one was home," I said, locking the door.

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My girlfriend died a year ago after choking on her champagne.

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I moved my mum's corpse to the second freezer downstairs.

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My new girlfriend was actually pretty sweet once you got past her rather violent tendencies.

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They say you sneeze when someone is thinking of you.

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I made a cup of coffee in the morning and quietly toasted my late fiancé, who had died five years ago today.

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I was often bullied at school, despite being pampered at home.

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The voices have started telling me to hurt people.

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My daughter crawled in with me and asked me to check under the bed for monsters.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"I bet you thought no one was home," I said, locking the door.	769
My girlfriend died a year ago after choking on her champagne.	132
I moved my mum's corpse to the second freezer downstairs.	34
My new girlfriend was actually pretty sweet once you got past her rather violent tendencies.	34
They say you sneeze when someone is thinking of you.	17
I made a cup of coffee in the morning and quietly toasted my late fiancé, who had died five years ago today.	17
I was often bullied at school, despite being pampered at home.	7
The voices have started telling me to hurt people.	5
My daughter crawled in with me and asked me to check under the bed for monsters.	1