/u/panicRobot's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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"Don't tell me your precious little AI passed the Turing test?"

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As I was running diagnostics, I asked the AI, "Does it ever bother you that you're not a real human?"

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The water started tasting off last Monday.

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I screamed as the robot stabbed me through the chest.

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Where are the blood spots on the bed sheets coming from?

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"The decision is entirely yours," the Minoan envoy said, not without kindness.

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Created to work, no freedom, short lives, it must suck being an android.

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Even as I was being murdered, I only felt disappointment.

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"Since we got in orbit, I've been having hallucinations of people who passed away years ago."

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Every time I kill myself, I wake up just before the world goes to hell.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"Don't tell me your precious little AI passed the Turing test?"	1004
As I was running diagnostics, I asked the AI, "Does it ever bother you that you're not a real human?"	182
The water started tasting off last Monday.	38
I screamed as the robot stabbed me through the chest.	22
Where are the blood spots on the bed sheets coming from?	17
"The decision is entirely yours," the Minoan envoy said, not without kindness.	16
Created to work, no freedom, short lives, it must suck being an android.	15
Even as I was being murdered, I only felt disappointment.	6
"Since we got in orbit, I've been having hallucinations of people who passed away years ago."	5
Every time I kill myself, I wake up just before the world goes to hell.	2