/u/papamishka89's posts in /r/TwoSentenceHorror

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My chiropractic business was struggling, so I decided to permanently injure 1 in every 5 patients to guarantee long term revenue.

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My hemorrhoids were becoming unbearable.

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A sign at the campus library stated that excessive noise and chatter will not be tolerated.

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Finally all the Christmas shopping is done, I'm out of money for a while, but at least the kids will have a good Christmas.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My chiropractic business was struggling, so I decided to permanently injure 1 in every 5 patients to guarantee long term revenue.	1519
My hemorrhoids were becoming unbearable.	463
A sign at the campus library stated that excessive noise and chatter will not be tolerated.	31
Finally all the Christmas shopping is done, I'm out of money for a while, but at least the kids will have a good Christmas.	22